The Trendiest Wrinkly

She’s the trendiest wrinkly in Thistown
And all of the District’s surrounds,
Her life is controlled by her iPhone,
And she jigs to her iTune’s new sounds.

Her blog’s up-to-date on her web site,
And she talks to her friends via text,
She wears all the grooviest fashions
‘Til the magazines tell her what’s next.

Her needs are well met by her toy boy,
And she keeps him well under the thumb,
For in everything, she can out pace him,
Since he’s sexy and youthful but dumb.

She’s a technically competent surfer
With a circle of Internet friends,
She’s a lively, informed culture vulture
With a social life that never ends.

But the trendiest wrinkly in Thistown
And all of the District’s surround,
Is a nightmare to try to keep up with
As she spins us all into the ground.

Lynne Joyce ©17.10.2007

Written in response to a challenge by Bob Adsett.